We got our first duck egg today — there weren’t any eggs when I let them out of their coop this morning. At sunset, when I was putting them back into the coop, there was an egg laying in the back corner. Now we need a couple more so we can try a duck egg cake!
Author: Lisa
Maple Butterscotch
The maple butterscotch topping I made for Scott’s cake was quite simple — 2/3 cup of heavy whipping cream, 4 Tbsp butter, and 1 cup of maple syrup. Melt the butter in a pan, then mix in the whipping cream. Add maple and boil until it’s really bubbly — sauce will thicken on the back of a spoon when it cools.
Scott’s Birthday Cake
Scott wanted oatmeal raisin cookies, so Anya and I found a cake made with oatmeal raisin cookie ingredients. It’s incredibly dense, but moist and delicious. I topped it with maple butterscotch, and Anya decorated it with raisins.

Ingredients
1 cup mixed nuts, chopped (pecans, walnuts, hazelnuts, brazil nuts, almonds)
1 1/3 c boiling water
1 cup old fashioned oats
1 1/2 cup flour (white whole wheat or all purpose)
1 tsp baking soda
1 Tbsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp nutmeg
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup butter, softened
1 tsp vanilla extract
1/2 cup Greek yogurt
2/3 cup raisins
Method
- Preheat oven to 350 F
- Whirl mixed nuts in food processor so some chunks remain.
- Combine boiling water and oats and allow to sit for 20 minutes.
- Whisk together flour, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, and nutmeg.
- In a large bowl, cream butter with sugars. Add vanilla.
- Add eggs, one at a time, and beat well to combine.
- Add in oatmeal, breaking up any chunks. Then add in yogurt and stir to combine.
- Add flour mixture, a third at a time, and stir to combine.
- Add nuts and raisins, then stir to combine.
- Pour into a bundt pan. Bake for 50 minutes (add more time, in five minute intervals, if knife inserted into deepest part of cake pan does not come out clean). Allow to cool for 10 minutes and remove from pan. Cool before frosting.
Imperialist Bribery
I always wonder how it would have worked out if we decided to avoid the whole military industrial complex and just go the all out bribery route. Like offer a load of people in a country five mil for their land & they can continue to live there for a dollar a year. Or give people a hundred grand a year for the rest of their lives to just like us.
Pastitsio
A few weeks ago, we watched an episode of Test Kitchen on PBS where they made Greek lasagna — pastitsio. It looked really good (and the idea of adding cinnamon to the sauce intrigued me). I finally got around to making it today — very tasty, although I’d prefer if the top had been less browned.

Ingredients
3 lbs ground beef
1 large onion, chopped
12 oz tomato paste
1 Tbsp ground cinnamon
32 oz tube noodles — the authentic version of this recipe would use long ones
1/2 lb asiago (grated)
1/2 lb parmesan (grated)
4 eggs
8 Tbsp butter
1 cup flour
5 1/2 cups whole milk
Method
- Brown the ground beef in a large pan
- Add chopped onion and sprinkle with salt. Cook until onions begin to turn translucent.
- Add cinnamon and stir to incorporate.
- Add tomato paste and stir to incorporate. Add 1/2 water to thin a bit, then simmer for three hours.
- Place meat sauce into glass storage container and refrigerate overnight.
- When ready to prepare lasagna, remove meat sauce from refrigerator and allow to warm up (or microwave for a minute or two).
- Preheat oven to 350 F
- Boil noodles according to package directions.
- Melt butter in a large pan. Add flour to make a light roux, then add milk to make a béchamel sauce.
- Crack three eggs in a medium bowl and temper with béchamel — then incorporate egg mixture into béchamel sauce. Cook over medium heat until sauce thickens.
- Toss noodles with one egg and layer in bottom of a large baking dish.
- Sprinkle 1/3 of cheese on top of the noodles.
- Spread the meat sauce over the noodles, then sprinkle 1/3 of cheese on top of meat sauce.
- Spread béchamel sauce over the dish, then sprinkle with remaining 1/3 of cheese.
- Bake for one hour.
Sofa Blanket Update
Building a Docker Image Without Internet Access (kinda)
We’ve been moving a bunch of servers into magic cloudy land. A move which comes with a whole lot of additional security restrictions (and accompanying marketing that the cloud is so much more secure … uhh, no … any host to which you used a keylogged jump server to access & it had absolutely no access to the internal or external network without a specific request and firewall rule would be equally secure. You just haven’t bothered with all of those controls before!). As such, we cannot just pull an image from Docker Hub. We also cannot just use apt-get to install/update packages.
So … how can you build a Docker image with updated software for use on these locked down boxes? Bit of a trick question — you cannot. You can, however, build such an image elsewhere and then export/import the image.
Build the image using your Dockerfile
docker build -t my_app_base .
Then export the image you created
docker save my_api_base | gzip > myapp_image.tar.gz
Download the TGZ file and transfer it to your restricted-access host. Then import the image
docker load < myapp_image.tar.gz
Verify the image loaded successfully
[user@server ~]$ docker images REPOSITORY TAG IMAGE ID CREATED SIZE localhost/my_app_base latest 5z8e35z99d5z 19 minutes ago 995 MB <none> <none> 5zdbcfz6393z About an hour ago 1.01 GB
Now use docker run with your my_app_base:latest image to create a running container based on the image.
The Snowblower Army
Trail Mix
Trail Mix
Course: SnacksDifficulty: EasyIngredients
3 lbs whole almonds
27 oz walnuts halves and pieces
13 oz cashews
8 oz hazelnuts
8 oz Brazil nuts
2 lbs pecans – halves and pieces
10 oz bittersweet chocolate chips
12 oz raisins
Method
- Mix all of the nuts together in a large bowl
- Take half of the nut mixture and put aside for later. Combine raisins with remaining nuts.
We found a ton of different nuts at Costco — almonds for $3.33 a pound, pecans and walnuts for about the same price. The best price I’d found for almonds was about $5 a pound, and that was at a bulk wholesale place where you had to buy something like fifteen pounds. This is a three pound bag, and the price includes shipping. Cashews, hazelnuts, and Brazil nuts were all a little more expensive, but still significantly less than what I buy them for at a bulk / wholesale place. So we made trail mix (and have plenty of nuts left over to make more trail mix throughout the year). I need to make some dehydrated bananas, apples, and cranberries to add in … but it’s tasty already!

Apache HTTPD and DER Encoded Certificate
We are in the process of updating one of the web servers at work to a newer OS – along with a newer Apache HTTPD and PHP iteration. Ran into a snag just setting up the SSL web site – we couldn’t get HTTPD started with our Venafi certificate.
[Fri Jan 28 14:35:05.092086 2022] [ssl:emerg] [pid 57739:tid 139948816931136] AH02561: Failed to configure certificate hostname.example.com:443:0, check /path/to/certs/production/server.crt
[Fri Jan 28 14:35:05.092103 2022] [ssl:emerg] [pid 57739:tid 139948816931136] SSL Library Error: error:0909006C:PEM routines:get_name:no start line (Expecting: CERTIFICATE) — Bad file contents or format – or even just a forgotten SSLCertificateKeyFile?
[Fri Jan 28 14:35:05.092115 2022] [ssl:emerg] [pid 57739:tid 139948816931136] SSL Library Error: error:140AD009:SSL routines:SSL_CTX_use_certificate_file:PEM lib
The certificate was DER encoded – that’s not what I use, but it was working on the old server.
I think there might be something between httpd-2.4.6-97 and httpd-2.4.37-43 that stopped DER encoded certificates from working. Rather than figure out some way to coerce HTTPD to use this DER file that I don’t really care if I’ve got … I just used a quick command to export the B64 version of the certificate, copied the header/footer/stuff in between, and made a base-64 encoded certificate file.
openssl x509 -inform DER -in server.crt | openssl x509 -text
And, voila, we’ve got a web server.