{"id":6158,"date":"2020-03-24T14:49:19","date_gmt":"2020-03-24T19:49:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rushworth.us\/lisa\/?p=6158"},"modified":"2020-07-15T12:11:05","modified_gmt":"2020-07-15T17:11:05","slug":"rules-for-the-zombie-apocalypse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rushworth.us\/lisa\/?p=6158","title":{"rendered":"Rules for the Zombie Apocalypse"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-contents=\"true\">\n<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"a5f1f\" data-offset-key=\"phaj-0-0\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"phaj-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"phaj-0-0\">Rules for the Zombie Apocalypse: <\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"a5f1f\" data-offset-key=\"b7ulq-0-0\">\n<ol>\n<li data-offset-key=\"b7ulq-0-0\">Don&#8217;t let the zombie bite you<\/li>\n<li class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"b7ulq-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"b7ulq-0-0\">Don&#8217;t let the ship full of zombies dock. Anywhere.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"b7ulq-0-0\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"4thcq-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"4thcq-0-0\">The zombie apocalypse is the one scenario where walls will work (zombies aren&#8217;t that smart or nimble); build a big one<\/span><\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-offset-key=\"b7ulq-0-0\">Don&#8217;t get lax about safety just because it is tiring. (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/politics\/trump-signals-growing-weariness-with-social-distancing-and-other-steps-advocated-by-health-officials\/2020\/03\/23\/0920ea0a-6cfc-11ea-a3ec-70d7479d83f0_story.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Really, don&#8217;t!<\/a><span class=\"py34i1dx\"><span data-offset-key=\"4g3td-0-0\">)<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Also, Anya is working on a plan to train the raccoons to defend our property.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rules for the Zombie Apocalypse: Don&#8217;t let the zombie bite you Don&#8217;t let the ship full of zombies dock. Anywhere. The zombie apocalypse is the one scenario where walls will work (zombies aren&#8217;t that smart or nimble); build a big one Don&#8217;t get lax about safety just because it is tiring. (Really, don&#8217;t!) Also, Anya &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[928],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-6158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-covid-19","tag-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rushworth.us\/lisa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rushworth.us\/lisa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rushworth.us\/lisa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rushworth.us\/lisa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rushworth.us\/lisa\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6158"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.rushworth.us\/lisa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6158\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6730,"href":"https:\/\/www.rushworth.us\/lisa\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6158\/revisions\/6730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rushworth.us\/lisa\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rushworth.us\/lisa\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rushworth.us\/lisa\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}